Jokes always make our mood fresh and it makes us happy. New Year is coming and you have made different plans with your friends for celebration. Before celebration wishing to others is considered necessary. This year Make your New Year special and memorable with your friends and have fun. First of all send them New Year jokes and bring a smile on their faces. If you need to get best collection of New Year jokes then now you can obtain through us best collection of New Year jokes for friends. We are giving you here latest jokes.
- Last year, I have been so stubborn and bad.I caused you so much pain and hurt.This year, I want you to know that I will never change.I will stay the same. Happy New Year!
- A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says,
“I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking”. The man says,
” I am in the process of quitting”. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What’s phase one?
I’ve quit buying.
- “Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true”
- On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck – the bartender was almost crushed to death.
- Disturbd u Troubled u Irritated u Bugged u 2day
I just want 2 tell u I plan 2 continue it in NEXT YR.
- When I thought about da evils of drinking in da Nw Yr.
I gave up thinking.
- He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said…
No stupid,I’d love u no matter who left you the money!
- May New Year bring you a new
life with your new wife.
Happy New Year.
- This year, I promise to wake up early so
that I can sleep early too!
Happy New Year.
A special SORRY for u!
Plz Excuse my all mistakes in
the beginning of new year
Get Ready in New Year
for New Mistakes!
Bcoz I can’t change
Happy New Year
- Before the calendar turns a new leaf over, before the social networking sites get flooded with messages, before the mobile networks get congested, let me take a quiet moment out to wish you a wonderful, happy, healthy and prosperous New Year
- Fun, Joy, Happiness,
Peace, Love, Luck, Will Come Near,
With My Special WishHappy New Year!
- Todayâ€™s New Year Morning Sunshine,
Is Full Of New Energy,
Let All The Woes Be In Decline,
And Bring All The Good Vibes, In Synergy!
Best of Luck For New Year Day 2015
- Wishing you a happy and magical New Year. We hope it brings you lots of joy and happiness. All the best.
- Again New year is coming Dressup and get ready friends It is the time to welcome and embrace The new year with hope and spirit It is the time to Celebrate and Dance To proclaim our confidence and spirit Happy New Year And seasons Greetings
- Hope you have a great new year 2015. Let the celebration begin. Cheers to 2015. May all your dreams come true.. !
- Happy New Year. May the New Year bring to you warmth of love, and a light to guide your path towards a positive destination.
- The Last Night Of 2013
Will End Soon
But The First Day Of 2014 Will Dawn Soon.
I Wish You Complete Peace,
Happiness And Courage In This New Year.
Happy New Year!
- This Is To Convey
My Warm Happy New Year Greetings
For You And Your Family.
May Your Every Daybreak Usher
In A New Reason To Smile
Every Time You Are Around Your Family
Since It Will Always Be
A Source Of Joy And Gladness.
- And finally here we go: 10… 9… 8… 3… 2… 1…!!! Happy New Years! Wishing you 365 days of good luck!