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New Year Jokes For Kids

Kids always play a very important role in our life and they always do funny acts. Kids deserve for many things. People always wish to others on every occasion but they did not wish to kids. We should as well wish to kids because they keep importance in our life. People should wish them with funny ways because kids love to doo fun. Now New Year is coming and you should wish to kids with jokes. You can search New Year jokes for kids through internet. If you need best and latest collection then you can get through us best collection of New Year jokes for kids.

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  1. Q: What’s the problem with jogging on New Years Eve?
    A: The ice falls out of your drinks!
  2. Q. What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?
    A. Turkey and Greece.
  3. Q. What says, “Now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?”
    A. A snowman on a cross walk!
  4. Q. How did the barber win the race?
    A. He knew a short cut.
  5. TEACHER: “Can someone give me a sentence using the word
    archaic’ in it?”
    STUDENT: “We can’t have our archaic and eat it too.”
  6. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here.
  7. Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
    A: So he can go HOE HOE HOE.
  8. Lovely Knock Knock Joke
    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Olive
    Olive Who?
    Olive you (I love you).
  9. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Snow.
    Snow who?
    Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!
  10. Q. Why did half a chicken cross the road?
    A. To get to his other side!
  11. Happy New Years! Wait, am I supposed to be writing more?! Sorry, I’m at a loss for words!
  12. Are you ready for the most famous countdown of the whole world? New Years is coming! And 10, 9, 8, …. 3, 2, 1…. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
  13. As New Year comes and million take resolution I promise to you that all my help and well wishes Will be with you on this new year Happy New Year
  14. As the New Year approaches us with hopes anew, here is wishing you and your family a wonderful year ahead. Happy New Year
  15. Happy New Year 2015
    The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows – George William Curtis
  16. Lets celebrate this
    blissful,
    cheerful,
    colorful New year.
    with a smile.
    Wish you Happy new year.
  17. A brand New Year is about to begin. Hope you are ready for more great experiences and adventures! Happy New years!
  18. New year Comes and go every year But the happiness and memmoreis of the New year That leaves behind will be an inspiration for everybody Enjoy New Year day with pary and Dance Happy New Year
  19. Wishing you a year that is filled with all the fragrance of roses, illuminated with all the lights of the world and be blessed with all the smiles on the planet. Hope this year will be the year when all your dreams come true. Happy New Year 2015.
  20. Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.

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