• December 11, 2019

Funny Valentine Jokes

 Funny Valentine Jokes

Jokes always change others mood. It brings smile on other faces. It always makes us happy and spread happiness. Some people send a joke to their dear ones on daily basis and it is considered a very good way to connected with friends and dear ones. Now valentine day is near to us and it is considered a very entertaining occasion. If you want to celebrate this occasion with your friends then first of all send them funny valentine jokes. Finding jokes about valentine is not a tough job now. If you need best collection then you can get through us.
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  • Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.Happy Valentine Day.
  • I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
    When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
  • Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.Happy Valentine Day.
  • Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.Happy Valentine Day.
  • Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, ‘Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.’Happy Valentine Day.
  • When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged,
    a friend and colleague offered her some advice.’The first ten years are the hardest.
    ‘How long have you been married?’ she asked.’Ten years’, he replied.
  • Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’ ?
    A: A divorce lawyer.
  • Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
    A: Because it couldn’t get a date.
  • Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
    A: Ughs and kisses!
  • Q: Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?
    A: Because you can really party hearty!

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