Jokes always change others mood. It brings smile on other faces. It always makes us happy and spread happiness. Some people send a joke to their dear ones on daily basis and it is considered a very good way to connected with friends and dear ones. Now valentine day is near to us and it is considered a very entertaining occasion. If you want to celebrate this occasion with your friends then first of all send them funny valentine jokes. Finding jokes about valentine is not a tough job now. If you need best collection then you can get through us.
- Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.Happy Valentine Day.
- I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
- Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.Happy Valentine Day.
- Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.Happy Valentine Day.
- Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, ‘Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.’Happy Valentine Day.
- When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged,
a friend and colleague offered her some advice.’The first ten years are the hardest.
‘How long have you been married?’ she asked.’Ten years’, he replied.
- Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’ ?
A: A divorce lawyer.
- Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn’t get a date.
- Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!
- Q: Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?
A: Because you can really party hearty!