Funny New Year Statuses
Status is like a quote. It is as well in short line. Now a day it’s popularity is increasing because on any occasion now people mostly prefer to quotes and statuses. New Year is a wonderful time for all and everyone is happy and delighted on this occasion. People wish to their family, relatives, friends and colleagues with statuses and quotes. This year you should wish to other with funny statuses because it’s an event of happiness and you should bring smile on other faces. So, get through us best collection of funny New Year Statuses and wish your dear ones.
- With the advances of technology these days how come no one has invented a tampon that is like a turkey timer that just pops up when it’s done?
- I love to tell someone there’s a typo in their status when there isn’t and watch them slowly lose their mind.
- I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
- Now that I finally remembered to write 2013 as the date, I need to start writing 2014.
- My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
- Sorry the movie New Year’s Eve will still be more enjoyable than your actual New Year’s Eve.
- Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
- Dear Santa: I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that.
- Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
- Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.