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Funny New Year Jokes

Funny jokes always bring smile on other faces. If your any dear one is sad on this New Year and you want to make him/her happy then you should wish him/her New Year with funny New Year jokes. New Year is a biggest occasion of the year and everyone celebrated it with happy mood. So, now New Year has come and people are ready to celebration. If you are looking for best and unique collection of funny New Year jokes then it is very easy to get now because we are presenting here best collection of New Year jokes.

Best Funny New Year Jokes
Funny New Year 2015 Jokes

  1. Q: What’s the problem with jogging on New Years Eve?
    A: The ice falls out of your drinks!
  2.  I’m actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
  3.  I want to get so drunk that if vampires bit my neck they’d get a Bloody Mary.
  4. My New Years resolution is 1080p.
  5. Thanks for inviting me to a New Year’s party I’ll have no recollection of attending.
  6. Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year’s resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
  7. Here’s to ending the New Year still having a job that you still God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
    the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.wish you didn’t have.
  8. On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.
    At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
    Well,it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck – the bartender was almost crushed to deat.
  9. Remember the laughter,
    and the tears.
    And as you reflect on the past year,
    also think of the new one to come.
    Because most importantly,
    this is a time of new beginnings
    and the celebration of life.”
  10. Boy : My father’s name is laughing and mt mother;s name is smiling.
    Teacher : you must be kidding ?
    Boy : No, that’s my  brother i’m joking.
  11. Fun, Joy, Happiness,Peace, Love, Luck, Will Come Near,
    With My Special Wish
    Happy New Year!
  12. Dear Luck,
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    can we be friends in 2015 Please..
  13. “I would say happy new year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. ”
  14. May this new year bring many opportunities your way, To explore every joy of life & turning all your dreams into reality & all your efforts into great achievements.
  15. Every year I make a resolution to change myself… this year makeing a resolution to be myself!
    Happy new year
  16. May Light always surround you; Hope kindle and rebound you. May your Hurts turn to Healing; Your Heart embrace Feeling. May Wounds become Wisdom; Every Kindness a Prism. May Laughter infect you; Your Passion resurrect you. May Goodness inspire your Deepest Desires. Through all that you Reach For, May your arms Never Tire.
  17. Happiness keeps you sweet Trials make you strong Sorrows make you humble Success keeps you glowing & God keeps you going. May you have a greatest 2015.
  18. I have got the best business idea of 2014,,,I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country.
  19. Wishing you a fabulous 2015 with full of great achievements and experiences.
  20. Good Morning.
    It Is Time To Jump Out Of Bed,
    Brush Your Teeth,
    Eat Your Breakfast And
    Get Ready To Grab
    All The Opportunities
    That Will Come Your Way.Happy First Good Morning of 2015

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