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Funny Merry Christmas Poems

As we all know the demand of poems is increased during Christmas. Some people really like to obtain funny Christmas poems during Christmas. Some people like to get long poems and some like short poems. Poems always play a very vital role during Christmas. Now Christmas season has come and people are enjoying this season. We will recommend you, if you want to entertain with your friends then this year send then funny merry Christmas poems. We have here huge and unique collection of funny merry Christmas poems and other categories.

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  • Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog,
    And here it is Christmas Eve.
    The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs,
    While I’m guardin’ the stockin’s and tree.
  • There once was a little boy so small
    he liked to make a lot of noise
    And drove his parents up the wall
    With all those kinds of toysSo they wouldn’t let him have a drum
    A whistle or a flute
    They would only give him rubber toys
    The kind you couldn’t toot.
  • It happened in the kindergarten class,
    Right at the table where they were having snack.
    Joanie asked the question and they all sat back:
    “Mr. Slater? Can Santa Claus be black?”Poor Mr. Slater didn’t know what to say,
    Christmas vacation was twenty days away.
    There were snowflakes to cut and
    Window wreaths to be hung,
    Christmas cards to be painted,
    And Christmas songs to be sung.
  • At Xmas time when we were kids,
    we were bloody poor,
    and Santa weren’t too generous
    when he knocked upon our doorBut we made do by saving up,
    yes every little bit
    “We may be poor” said dear old Dad,
    “but I dont give a shit!”
  • Christmas is coming,
    The geese are getting fat,
    Please put a penny
    In the old man’s hat.
    If you haven’t got a penny,
    A ha’penny will do,
    If you haven’t got a ha’penny,
    Then God bless you.

funny christmas poems

  • Jingle Bells, Batman Smells,
    P.S. So does May.
    I’d push May right off the sleigh
    And then I’d drive away.Alternative Lyrics
    Jingle bells, Batman smells
    Robin flew away
    Kojac lost his lollipop
    On the M4 motorway.
  • AI packed my bags last night for flight;
    Zero hour, one a.m.;
    And I’m gonna be high in my sleigh by then.I miss the Pole so much, I miss my wife;
    It’s lonely out in space
    On such a famous flight.
  • When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
    My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,
    And he told me there was something that I had to know;His look and his tone I will always remember,
    When he told me of the horrors of….. Black November;
  • It was right around midnight and I heard a clatter
    I wasn’t concerened what was the matter.
    I fluffed my pillow and reassured Ma –
    “Go back to sleep. It’s Santa Claus.”Down the chimney, to the living room,
    He took care of business like a sonic boom;
    And then I heard a “ho, Ho, Ho “,
    and I knew off he’d go.
  • If I were ol’ Santa, you know what I’d do
    I’d dump silly gifts that are given to you
    And deliver some things just inside your front door
    Things you have lost, but treasured before.I’d give you back all your maidenly vigor,
    And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.
    Then restore the old color that once graced your hair
    Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.

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  • There once was a little boy so small
    he liked to make a lot of noise
    And drove his parents up the wall
    With all those kinds of toysSo they wouldn’t let him have a drum
    A whistle or a flute…
    Merry Christmas To all.
  • I made myself a snowball,
    As perfect as could be,
    I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
    And let it sleep with me.
    And a pillow for its head,
    Then last night it ran away,
    But first – it wet the bed!Merry Chritmas To Kids.
  • In The bleak mid-winter
    Frosty winds made moan,
    Earth stood hard as iron,
    Water like a stone
    Snow had fallen, snow on snow,
    Snow on snow,
    In the bleak mid-winter.
  • The poet’s crown,
    Are bawl’d in frequent cries through all the town;
    Then judge the festival of Christmas near,
    Christmas, the joyous period of the year!
    Now with bright Holly all the temples strow
    With Laurel green, and sacred Mistletoe. Merry Christmas.
  • Ah, Christmas, merry Christmas!
    Thy call we must obey,
    And carry fadeless garlands
    In honor of the day.

funny merry christmas poems

  • Christmas is coming,
    I’m so exited                                                                                                                           I bet Santa is to,
    He’ll be delighted.

  • While shepherds watched
    Their flocks by night
    All seated on the ground
    The angel of the Lord came down
    And glory shone around.
  • Ah,Here is a thought of little worth
    Snowmen start their fall to earth
    From Heaven above unassembled
    And like a snow globe it resembled
    But if a snowman were then desired
    Some assembly would be required.
  • If  I could write words
    Like leaves on an autumn forest floor,
    What a bonfire my letters would make.
    If I could speak words of water,
    You would drown when I said,Merry Christmas.
  • Christmas Time is finally here,
    It only comes but once a year.
    And it’s a time to spread good cheer,
    To those we love and hold so dear.
    Christmas Time is a time of glee,Merry Christmas Poems.

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