Funny Christmas Statuses
- At Christmas I find it extremely rude when you open a card & there’s no money inside.
- All I want for Christmas~can’t be bought.
- Christmas came early this year! My neighbor just upgraded our internet speed… I mean his internet speed. Or whatever…
- My favorite part of Christmas is family dinner and all the drunken confessions.
- Come and be silly with me this season!
- One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.
- It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.
- I know what I am getting for Christmas, Fat I am getting fat.
- Santa might not visit your Christmas party this year, but I will. Whats App Me.
- One good thing about Christmas Shopping is it toughens you for the January sales.
- Merry Christmas and a Happy New year. Well, it’s that time of the year when some people spend most of their year savings on gifts, parties and other crazy stuffs. SPEND WISELY MY READER, I still need you here next year. Those traveling travel safely.
- I don’t have instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow.
- I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
- So when someone ask you ” Where is your Christmas Spirit?” Are you suppose to point out your liquor cabinet?
- The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet.
- I would organize my thoughts but I’m afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.
- That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
- is going to dress up like kanye west for halloween and right after the kids yell, “trick or treat!” i’m yelling, “christmas is better!”
- Christmas is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.
- On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me….[insert something totally awesome]. Gee, thanks honey!
- Christmas is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.