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Funny Christmas Messages
- The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.
- Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.
- Its not funny i said no rocks in the snowballs.
- It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the Naughty List… Can’t wait to see your gift by Christmas!
- Santa wont be coming this year…
He died laughing when you said you been a good girl. - Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.
- I love Christmas because I get to spend it with you. The only scary part is that all my savings disappears. Merry Christmas
- My laziness is not an issue in our friendship only because there is no effort needed to keep us together. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
- You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
- In this Christmas season, keep all things in the right view. Or let your credit card brings its limit to bear.
- May on this Christmas Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness Fill in you body along with Christmas wine Merry Christmas to you
- Merry Christmas, may God bless you richly throughout the Christmas season.
- Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It’s not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS
- The one thing women don’t wish for to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
- Man will live for ever Because of Christmas (Because of Christmas Day drinking) Merry Christmas to you
- I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him. - Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it weren’t for Christmas, We’d all be Jewish.
- No wonder Father Christmas is so jolly, because he knows where all the bad girls live!
- If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
- If tonight, some big fat man kidnaps and throws you into a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
