• December 12, 2019

Funny Christmas Messages

 Funny Christmas Messages

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  • The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.
  • Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.
  • Its not funny i said no rocks in the snowballs.
  • It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the Naughty List… Can’t wait to see your gift by Christmas!
  • Santa wont be coming this year…
    He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
  • Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill till you go shopping and get the bill.
  • I love Christmas because I get to spend it with you. The only scary part is that all my savings disappears. Merry Christmas
  • My laziness is not an issue in our friendship only because there is no effort needed to keep us together. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
  • You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
  • In this Christmas season, keep all things in the right view. Or let your credit card brings its limit to bear.
  • May on this Christmas Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness Fill in you body along with Christmas wine Merry Christmas to you
  • Merry Christmas, may God bless you richly throughout the Christmas season.
  • Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It’s not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS
  • The one thing women don’t wish for to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
  • Man will live for ever Because of Christmas (Because of Christmas Day drinking) Merry Christmas to you
  • I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
    I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
  • Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it weren’t for Christmas, We’d all be Jewish.
  • No wonder Father Christmas is so jolly, because he knows where all the bad girls    live!
  • If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
  • If tonight, some big fat man kidnaps and throws you into a sack, then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you. Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!

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