Funny Christmas Messages For Friends
Christmas is a time of happiness and pleasures and it always brings lots of gladness. On this day people wish to each others with different and unique ways but friends mostly wish to each others with funny Christmas messages. Now the vital time is coming and people are making different plans. If you would like to wish your friends with funny way then visit our website and get through us huge collection of funny Christmas messages for friends and have fun with them.
- Wish for Christmas
unemployed to find employment,
families to be together, and
certain people to be kidnapped by
disgruntled lawn gnomes & not seen till 2016!
- You can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles three things
a rainy day, an ill loved one and tangled Christmas tree lights.
- Dear Santa this year please give me
a big fat bank account and a slim body
and this year don’t mix the two up
- I wish everybody has a Happy Christmas and
I hope the Food Pantry People have a lot of food
to give to people at Christmas.
- I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
Have two drinks and look
- Christmas carolers sing about peace on
earth, but they don’t tell us where
- Christmas is the festival of love and
spirit So let us drink the spirit to
feel love Merry Christmas to You.
- I think Santa must ride a plane
instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
- Christmas trees are like boobs
Fake ones are nice to look at
however real ones are better J
- Santa is just like each other man
comes and goes in less than 5 min
eats your food, calls u a Ho
leaves before you get up.
- Santa wont be coming this year…
He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
Have a Merry Christmas
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas,
can I come visit you between the holidays?
- Dear Santa,
I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty…
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental bastard.
- KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWAR?
ho…don’t think dirty…
its A ”CIGRETTE”
- How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
- Be naughty or be nice. Either way, I’m wishing you a Merry Christmas.
- Lets Welcome the Year Which is Fresh and New,
Lets Cherish each Moment it Beholds,
Lets Celebrate this Blissful New year. 🙂
- Chritmas ka yeh payara tyohaar jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke diwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
- I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I’m not happy. I dont feel the way I’m supposed to feel. I just dont understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards, and decorating trees and all that, but I’m still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed
- Love came down at Christmas; love all lovely, love divine; love was born at Christmas, stars and angels gave the sign.
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