Funny Christmas Greetings

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  • May sure you limit your children’s Christmas gifts because you are the one who will be paying for them so think twice and happy a budget friendly Christmas.
  • Some businessmen are saying that this could be the greatest Christmas ever.
    I always thought the first one was.
  • Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
    With all the best of food and beer!
  • Christmas is not only for praying and praising
    But for drinking and messing around also Merry Christmas
  • Girls express their talent by tears. Boys express their talent by beers. Merry Christmas Wishes
  • A furry Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
  • I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.
  • Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.
  • Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.
  • Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.
  • I am dreaming of white Christmas,
    with every Christmas card i write,
    May your days be merry and bright,
    and May all your Christmases be white.
    Happy Christmas
  • A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and
    love. A blessed Christmas to you!
  • Dear Santa,
    I really enjoyed the Chinese fireworks that
    you have presented me the last year.
    This year I’m expecting from you two fingers.
  • What do you prefer: Christmas or sex?
    Sex, but Christmas happens more often!
  • There are three men maturation stages:
    – He believes in Santa Claus.
    – He does not believe in Santa Claus anymore.
    – He is a Santa Claus.
  • May on this Christmas
    Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness
    Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
    Merry Christmas to you
  • Let us rejoice and enjoy
    Has lord has given this day
    to drink as much you want
    Happy Christmas
  • Christmas is not only for praying and praising
    But for drinking and messing around also
    Merry Christmas
  • Santa is very jolly because he knows
    where all the bad girls live.
    I’m sure he will visit you too 😉
  • This year I’m going to keep a mistletoe
    in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my a$$.
    Happy Holidays!
  • Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic Merry Christmas.
  • Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.Happy merry Christmas.
  • May on this Christmas Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness Fill in you body along with Christmas wine Merry Christmas to you.
  • I can’t believe you’re alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
  • Mother gives coins to children carolers, and gives bills to adult ones. Why is that so? Isn’t it Christmas is for children?
  • Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also…
  • Christmas spells out love, hope and joy. Pass it on to everyone in your life. Have a great Christmas.
  • May our love find its way to your heart this holiday season. Have a wonderful time. Merry Christmas.
  • Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
  • May the Christmas season fill your home with joy, your heart with love, and your life with laughter.