- May sure you limit your children’s Christmas gifts because you are the one who will be paying for them so think twice and happy a budget friendly Christmas.
- Some businessmen are saying that this could be the greatest Christmas ever.
I always thought the first one was.
- Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
With all the best of food and beer!
- Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also Merry Christmas
- Girls express their talent by tears. Boys express their talent by beers. Merry Christmas Wishes
- A furry Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
- I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.
- Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.
- Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.
- Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.
- I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every Christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your Christmases be white.
Happy Christmas
- A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and
love. A blessed Christmas to you!
- Dear Santa,
I really enjoyed the Chinese fireworks that
you have presented me the last year.
This year I’m expecting from you two fingers.
- What do you prefer: Christmas or sex?
Sex, but Christmas happens more often!
- There are three men maturation stages:
– He believes in Santa Claus.
– He does not believe in Santa Claus anymore.
– He is a Santa Claus.
- May on this Christmas
Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness
Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
Merry Christmas to you
- Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day
to drink as much you want
Happy Christmas
- Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also
Merry Christmas
- Santa is very jolly because he knows
where all the bad girls live.
I’m sure he will visit you too 😉
- This year I’m going to keep a mistletoe
in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my a$$.
Happy Holidays!
- Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic Merry Christmas.
- Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.Happy merry Christmas.
- May on this Christmas Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness Fill in you body along with Christmas wine Merry Christmas to you.
- I can’t believe you’re alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
- Mother gives coins to children carolers, and gives bills to adult ones. Why is that so? Isn’t it Christmas is for children?
- Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also…
- Christmas spells out love, hope and joy. Pass it on to everyone in your life. Have a great Christmas.
- May our love find its way to your heart this holiday season. Have a wonderful time. Merry Christmas.
- Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
- May the Christmas season fill your home with joy, your heart with love, and your life with laughter.