Funny Birthday Wishes
If your any friend birthday is coming and this year you desire to wish him/her with best and unique way so, this year we will recommend you to wish him/her with funny birthday wishes. Through funny birthday wishes you can make him/her happy and glad and you can make his/her day special and memorable. So stay in touch with us and get through us best and top collection.
- Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
- Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe!
- Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY - Friends will always make you remember your age,
but nobody rubs it in like I do…
Happy birthday! ! - Happy Birthday to You
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too - Happy Birthday to You
Squashed tomatoes and stew,
bread and butter in the gutter,
Happy Birthday to You. - It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
- Today is my birthday…Gift is not essential but cash accepted.
- A few years ago you were young and smart,
but know you are becoming an old fart…
Happy birthday! - Don’t worry about your age,
you will be older next year…
Happy birthday! - Forget the fact that you are aging,
and let us start celebrating!
Happy birthday! - If anyone calls you old,
hit them with your cane and
throw your teeth at them!Happy birthday! - My birthday gift to you is the call
to the fire department when you
blow out your candles. You’re welcome! - Growing old is unavoidable.
Acting old isn’t. Happy birthday! - Another year has gone,
but that doesn’t mean you have become wiser.
Happy Birthday!! - Happy birthday to a person
who is smart, good looking, and funny
and reminds me a lot of myself. - You are a hard person to shop for,
so I didn’t get you anything.
Happy birthday. - You realize you are getting older
when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
Happy Birthday - Happy birthday my best friend!
I will always be there for you,
unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
Then I will miss you!