Funny Birthday Wishes

If your any friend birthday is coming and this year you desire to wish him/her with best and unique way so, this year we will recommend you to wish him/her with funny birthday wishes. Through funny birthday wishes you can make him/her happy and glad and you can make his/her day special and memorable. So stay in touch with us and get through us best and top collection.

• Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
• Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe!
• Tomorrow is still a mystery.
  Yesterday is already history.
  And today it is your BIRTHDAY
• Friends will always make you remember your age,
  but nobody rubs it in like I do…
  Happy birthday! !
• Happy Birthday to You
  You live in a zoo
  You look like a monkey
  And you smell like one too
• Happy Birthday to You
  Squashed tomatoes and stew,
  bread and butter in the gutter,
  Happy Birthday to You.
• It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
• Today is my birthday…Gift is not essential but cash accepted.
• A few years ago you were young and smart,
  but know you are becoming an old fart…
  Happy birthday!
• Don’t worry about your age,
  you will be older next year…
  Happy birthday!
• Forget the fact that you are aging,
  and let us start celebrating!
  Happy birthday!
• If anyone calls you old,
  hit them with your cane and
  throw your teeth at them!Happy birthday!
• My birthday gift to you is the call
  to the fire department when you
  blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
• Growing old is unavoidable.
  Acting old isn’t. Happy birthday!
• Another year has gone,
  but that doesn’t mean you have become wiser.
  Happy Birthday!!
• Happy birthday to a person
  who is smart, good looking, and funny
  and reminds me a lot of myself.
• You are a hard person to shop for,
  so I didn’t get you anything.
  Happy birthday.
• You realize you are getting older
  when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
  Happy Birthday
• Happy birthday my best friend!
  I will always be there for you,
  unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
  Then I will miss you!