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Funny Birthday Wishes

If your any friend birthday is coming and this year you desire to wish him/her with best and unique way so, this year we will recommend you to wish him/her with funny birthday wishes. Through funny birthday wishes you can make him/her happy and glad and you can make his/her day special and memorable. So stay in touch with us and get through us best and top collection.

Funny Birthday wishes

  • Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
  • Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe!
  • Tomorrow is still a mystery.
    Yesterday is already history.
    And today it is your BIRTHDAY
  • Friends will always make you remember your age,
    but nobody rubs it in like I do…
    Happy birthday! !
  • Happy Birthday to You
    You live in a zoo
    You look like a monkey
    And you smell like one too
  • Happy Birthday to You
    Squashed tomatoes and stew,
    bread and butter in the gutter,
    Happy Birthday to You.
  • It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
  • Today is my birthday…Gift is not essential but cash accepted.
  • A few years ago you were young and smart,
    but know you are becoming an old fart…
    Happy birthday!
  • Don’t worry about your age,
    you will be older next year…
    Happy birthday!
  • Forget the fact that you are aging,
    and let us start celebrating!
    Happy birthday!
  • If anyone calls you old,
    hit them with your cane and
    throw your teeth at them!Happy birthday!
  • My birthday gift to you is the call
    to the fire department when you
    blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
  • Growing old is unavoidable.
    Acting old isn’t. Happy birthday!
  • Another year has gone,
    but that doesn’t mean you have become wiser.
    Happy Birthday!!
  • Happy birthday to a person
    who is smart, good looking, and funny
    and reminds me a lot of myself.
  • You are a hard person to shop for,
    so I didn’t get you anything.
    Happy birthday.
  • You realize you are getting older
    when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
    Happy Birthday
  • Happy birthday my best friend!
    I will always be there for you,
    unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
    Then I will miss you!