New Year Jokes For Kids

Kids always play a very important role in our life and they always do funny acts. Kids deserve for many things. People always wish to others on every occasion but they did not wish to kids. We should as well wish to kids because they keep importance in our life. People should wish them with funny ways because kids love to doo fun. Now New Year is coming and you should wish to kids with jokes. You can search New Year jokes for kids through internet. If you need best and latest collection then you can get through us best collection of New Year jokes for kids.

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  1. Q: What’s the problem with jogging on New Years Eve?
    A: The ice falls out of your drinks!
  2. Q. What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?
    A. Turkey and Greece.
  3. Q. What says, “Now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?”
    A. A snowman on a cross walk!
  4. Q. How did the barber win the race?
    A. He knew a short cut.
  5. TEACHER: “Can someone give me a sentence using the word
    archaic’ in it?”
    STUDENT: “We can’t have our archaic and eat it too.”
  6. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here.
  7. Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
    A: So he can go HOE HOE HOE.
  8. Lovely Knock Knock Joke
    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Olive
    Olive Who?
    Olive you (I love you).
  9. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Snow.
    Snow who?
    Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!
  10. Q. Why did half a chicken cross the road?
    A. To get to his other side!
  11. Happy New Years! Wait, am I supposed to be writing more?! Sorry, I’m at a loss for words!
  12. Are you ready for the most famous countdown of the whole world? New Years is coming! And 10, 9, 8, …. 3, 2, 1…. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
  13. As New Year comes and million take resolution I promise to you that all my help and well wishes Will be with you on this new year Happy New Year
  14. As the New Year approaches us with hopes anew, here is wishing you and your family a wonderful year ahead. Happy New Year
  15. Happy New Year 2015
    The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows – George William Curtis
  16. Lets celebrate this
    blissful,
    cheerful,
    colorful New year.
    with a smile.
    Wish you Happy new year.
  17. A brand New Year is about to begin. Hope you are ready for more great experiences and adventures! Happy New years!
  18. New year Comes and go every year But the happiness and memmoreis of the New year That leaves behind will be an inspiration for everybody Enjoy New Year day with pary and Dance Happy New Year
  19. Wishing you a year that is filled with all the fragrance of roses, illuminated with all the lights of the world and be blessed with all the smiles on the planet. Hope this year will be the year when all your dreams come true. Happy New Year 2015.
  20. Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.

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New Year Jokes For Friends

Jokes always make our mood fresh and it makes us happy. New Year is coming and you have made different plans with your friends for celebration. Before celebration wishing to others is considered necessary. This year Make your New Year special and memorable with your friends and have fun. First of all send them New Year jokes and bring a smile on their faces. If you need to get best collection of New Year jokes then now you can obtain through us best collection of New Year jokes for friends. We are giving you here latest jokes.
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  1. Last year, I have been so stubborn and bad.I caused you so much pain and hurt.This year, I want you to know that I will never change.I will stay the same. Happy New Year!
  2. A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says,
    “I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking”. The man says,
    ” I am in the process of quitting”. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What’s phase one?
    I’ve quit buying.
  3. “Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true”
  4. On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
    Well, it was kind of embarrassing.  As the clock struck – the bartender was almost crushed to death.
  5. Disturbd u Troubled u Irritated u Bugged u 2day
    I just want 2 tell u I plan 2 continue it in NEXT YR.
  6. When I thought about da evils of drinking in da Nw Yr.
    I gave up thinking.
  7. He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said…
    No stupid,I’d love u no matter who left you the money!
  8. May New Year bring you a new
    life with your new wife.
    Happy New Year.
  9. This year, I promise to wake up early so
    that I can sleep early too!
    Happy New Year.
  10. SORRY
    A special SORRY for u!
    Plz Excuse my all mistakes in
    the beginning of new year
    &
    Get Ready in New Year
    for New Mistakes!
    Bcoz I can’t change
    Happy New Year
  11. Before the calendar turns a new leaf over, before the social networking sites get flooded with messages, before the mobile networks get congested, let me take a quiet moment out to wish you a wonderful, happy, healthy and prosperous New Year
  12. Fun, Joy, Happiness,
    Peace, Love, Luck, Will Come Near,
    With My Special WishHappy New Year!
  13. Today’s New Year Morning Sunshine,
    Is Full Of New Energy,
    Let All The Woes Be In Decline,
    And Bring All The Good Vibes, In Synergy!
    Best of Luck For New Year Day 2015
  14. Wishing you a happy and magical New Year. We hope it brings you lots of joy and happiness. All the best.
  15. Again New year is coming Dressup and get ready friends It is the time to welcome and embrace The new year with hope and spirit It is the time to Celebrate and Dance To proclaim our confidence and spirit Happy New Year And seasons Greetings
  16. Hope you have a great new year 2015. Let the celebration begin. Cheers to 2015. May all your dreams come true.. !
  17. Happy New Year. May the New Year bring to you warmth of love, and a light to guide your path towards a positive destination.
  18. The Last Night Of 2013
    Will End Soon
    But The First Day Of 2014 Will Dawn Soon.
    I Wish You Complete Peace,
    Happiness And Courage In This New Year.
    Happy New Year!
  19.  This Is To Convey
    My Warm Happy New Year Greetings
    For You And Your Family.
    May Your Every Daybreak Usher
    In A New Reason To Smile
    Every Time You Are Around Your Family
    Since It Will Always Be
    A Source Of Joy And Gladness.
    Good Morning…!
  20. And finally here we go: 10… 9… 8… 3… 2… 1…!!! Happy New Years! Wishing you 365 days of good luck!

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Funny New Year Jokes

Funny jokes always bring smile on other faces. If your any dear one is sad on this New Year and you want to make him/her happy then you should wish him/her New Year with funny New Year jokes. New Year is a biggest occasion of the year and everyone celebrated it with happy mood. So, now New Year has come and people are ready to celebration. If you are looking for best and unique collection of funny New Year jokes then it is very easy to get now because we are presenting here best collection of New Year jokes.

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Funny New Year 2015 Jokes

  1. Q: What’s the problem with jogging on New Years Eve?
    A: The ice falls out of your drinks!
  2.  I’m actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
  3.  I want to get so drunk that if vampires bit my neck they’d get a Bloody Mary.
  4. My New Years resolution is 1080p.
  5. Thanks for inviting me to a New Year’s party I’ll have no recollection of attending.
  6. Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year’s resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
  7. Here’s to ending the New Year still having a job that you still God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
    the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.wish you didn’t have.
  8. On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready.
    At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
    Well,it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck – the bartender was almost crushed to deat.
  9. Remember the laughter,
    and the tears.
    And as you reflect on the past year,
    also think of the new one to come.
    Because most importantly,
    this is a time of new beginnings
    and the celebration of life.”
  10. Boy : My father’s name is laughing and mt mother;s name is smiling.
    Teacher : you must be kidding ?
    Boy : No, that’s my  brother i’m joking.
  11. Fun, Joy, Happiness,Peace, Love, Luck, Will Come Near,
    With My Special Wish
    Happy New Year!
  12. Dear Luck,
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    can we be friends in 2015 Please..
  13. “I would say happy new year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. ”
  14. May this new year bring many opportunities your way, To explore every joy of life & turning all your dreams into reality & all your efforts into great achievements.
  15. Every year I make a resolution to change myself… this year makeing a resolution to be myself!
    Happy new year
  16. May Light always surround you; Hope kindle and rebound you. May your Hurts turn to Healing; Your Heart embrace Feeling. May Wounds become Wisdom; Every Kindness a Prism. May Laughter infect you; Your Passion resurrect you. May Goodness inspire your Deepest Desires. Through all that you Reach For, May your arms Never Tire.
  17. Happiness keeps you sweet Trials make you strong Sorrows make you humble Success keeps you glowing & God keeps you going. May you have a greatest 2015.
  18. I have got the best business idea of 2014,,,I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country.
  19. Wishing you a fabulous 2015 with full of great achievements and experiences.
  20. Good Morning.
    It Is Time To Jump Out Of Bed,
    Brush Your Teeth,
    Eat Your Breakfast And
    Get Ready To Grab
    All The Opportunities
    That Will Come Your Way.Happy First Good Morning of 2015

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